Dear Sir
When so-called asylum seekers get free haircuts for their swans isn't it time someone did something about cyclists?
Yesterday I saw a completely invisible cyclist riding backwards with no lights or helmet, drunk, on fire, juggling bubonic plague vials as laser death rays shot out of his lights and blinded passers-by. Dozens lay slain. And they don't pay road tax.
Yours etc
Colin Apron.
1,084km so far this year.
1,084km so far this year.
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LOL. drunk, on fire and juggling vials of bubonic plague... Where do they get this stuff?
I've been racing trucks up Spencer st lately taking the bike to Uni, and I reckon some of the van drivers drive like this cyclist.
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