Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The 'so funny it's true' department

The good lord knows we could all do with a laugh, this 'typical anti-cyclist' letter is from aus.bicycle:

Dear Sir
When so-called asylum seekers get free haircuts for their swans isn't it time someone did something about cyclists?
Yesterday I saw a completely invisible cyclist riding backwards with no lights or helmet, drunk, on fire, juggling bubonic plague vials as laser death rays shot out of his lights and blinded passers-by. Dozens lay slain. And they don't pay road tax.
Yours etc
Colin Apron.

1,084km so far this year.

1 comment:

Crowlie said...

LOL. drunk, on fire and juggling vials of bubonic plague... Where do they get this stuff?

I've been racing trucks up Spencer st lately taking the bike to Uni, and I reckon some of the van drivers drive like this cyclist.